- Anti Joke

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him