- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

knock knock come in

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Woman's rights

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

bum sex lol

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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