Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How did th-A fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Male penises.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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