- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

matty russel are you on here

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what time is it? 3:16

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Gay's rights

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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