Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

An English man walks into a pub.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

2 women were sitting quietly

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

WNBA

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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