- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Knock Knock Yes?

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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