A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Take off your shoes.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Once upon a cross

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Neither does he.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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