Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Yeah right loser!

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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