Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

God wrote this joke.................................

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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