- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

A seal walks into a club.

Stop being a centipede

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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