Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Snausages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Once upon a cross

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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