What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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you

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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she wasn't 18

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Drunk irish man

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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