What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Womens rights.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Your mom.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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who is mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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