Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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