Justin Bieber got laid

squirrels with massive bonerss

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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