What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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