- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

fack me in the ace! CC

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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