- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Oh, I must be hearing things.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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