An boy with ADHD walks into a

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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