- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

KKK

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

bum sex lol

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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