- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Pickles

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Where do babies come from? My garage

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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I'm gay. No homo.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

I hate blackniggers

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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