- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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