Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Dick spice

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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obama leadership

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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