- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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