Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A walrus walks into a bar

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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