- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why? Whats wrong?

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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