bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Gianni

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock! Come in.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

bitches be crafty.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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