they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Snooki

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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