Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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