I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

why am i on this site? cause its funny

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

girls basketball

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why? Because!

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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