Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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