- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Where would canada be without nature? still here

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

knock knock who's there police

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Wombat monkey juice.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

No. Yes.

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