What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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a potato flew around my room

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Dick spice

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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