- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

whats brown? poop.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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