Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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why does column have a letter n?

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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my shift key is broken1

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Pen15

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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