- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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