- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Women.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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