- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Womens Rights.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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