- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Jews

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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