Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Halo < COD

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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