where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Susie has Autism

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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