- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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