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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Matt is not funny.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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