How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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liam buchan is gay !

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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