- Anti Joke

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

do you want to hear a joke?

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

poop is very very yummy.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.