Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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