Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What's the difference between a duck

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

I'm gay. No homo.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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