I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Yo mamas so fat

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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no

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what do u call a black person by his name

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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*insert joke here*

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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