What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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