Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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