Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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