What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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