- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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