What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

black guy graduating high school

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

my friend is gay hes gay

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Drunk irish man

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Your mums a penis joke.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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