Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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anne hatthaway

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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