Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Woman's rights.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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poo

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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