Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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