A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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