Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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