Society.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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hey guys what's up?

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Who is a knob? ross d

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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