Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Dubstep < Music

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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