How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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fjdkhg

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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penis

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Land Rovers

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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