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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Six million.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What is next?

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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