What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Your mom.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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a ginger has a soul

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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