Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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