What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Stephen Walking.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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